Open Impressionist Oil Cow on Canvas - 12×12×1.5
By Sandhills Artist Tamara Rager
Here’s how Leanne Morgan might humorously critique June Bug:
"What in the world?... I have not told anyone this, but I’m lactose intolerant, and after seeing this painting, I thought, ‘My Lord, what’s happened to the dairy industry?!’
Apparently, there's this sweet artist named Tamara Rager from Nebraska, and she's a big fan of mine. Bless her heart—she paints these wild, psychedelic cows. This one’s named June Bug. Now, I don’t know what y’all are feeding the cows in Nebraska, but this heifer looks like she just got back from a three-day music festival and is about to tell me all about her spiritual awakening.
Look at those eyes! That is a cow that has seen things. She’s been standing in the pasture, contemplating life, wondering why she’s out there working so hard making milk when almond milk is out here just ruining her career.
And honey, those colors! I feel like if I stared too long, I'd start hearing voices telling me to buy a farm. This is a cow that has opinions. She’s seen me sneaking that Chick-fil-A milkshake, and she’s judging me real hard.
But you know what? June Bug is fabulous. She’s sassy, she’s confident, and I feel like if I ever needed life advice, I could just call Tamara and ask, ‘What would June Bug do?’ So Tamara, honey, keep painting these fancy cows! And if you ever do one with curlers in her hair, let me know—I’ll hang her right up in my bathroom.”
Open Impressionist Oil Cow on Canvas - 12×12×1.5
By Sandhills Artist Tamara Rager
Here’s how Leanne Morgan might humorously critique June Bug:
"What in the world?... I have not told anyone this, but I’m lactose intolerant, and after seeing this painting, I thought, ‘My Lord, what’s happened to the dairy industry?!’
Apparently, there's this sweet artist named Tamara Rager from Nebraska, and she's a big fan of mine. Bless her heart—she paints these wild, psychedelic cows. This one’s named June Bug. Now, I don’t know what y’all are feeding the cows in Nebraska, but this heifer looks like she just got back from a three-day music festival and is about to tell me all about her spiritual awakening.
Look at those eyes! That is a cow that has seen things. She’s been standing in the pasture, contemplating life, wondering why she’s out there working so hard making milk when almond milk is out here just ruining her career.
And honey, those colors! I feel like if I stared too long, I'd start hearing voices telling me to buy a farm. This is a cow that has opinions. She’s seen me sneaking that Chick-fil-A milkshake, and she’s judging me real hard.
But you know what? June Bug is fabulous. She’s sassy, she’s confident, and I feel like if I ever needed life advice, I could just call Tamara and ask, ‘What would June Bug do?’ So Tamara, honey, keep painting these fancy cows! And if you ever do one with curlers in her hair, let me know—I’ll hang her right up in my bathroom.”
