“Bossy Oats”
Open Impressionist Oil Cow on Canvas - 12×12×1.5
By Sandhills Artist Tamara Rager as critiqued by Joan Rivers.
Oh, honey, let's talk about "Bossy Oats" by Tamara Rager. This painting is so bland, it makes beige look exciting. I've seen more personality in a bowl of oatmeal. The colors are so dull, they could put a rainbow to sleep. And the composition? It's as chaotic as my closet after a sale at Saks. Tamara, darling, did you paint this with your eyes closed? I've seen toddlers with better brush control. This piece is so uninspired, it should come with a warning label: "May cause drowsiness." Next time, try painting with a little passion, sweetheart. Or at least with the lights on.
“Bossy Oats”
Open Impressionist Oil Cow on Canvas - 12×12×1.5
By Sandhills Artist Tamara Rager as critiqued by Joan Rivers.
Oh, honey, let's talk about "Bossy Oats" by Tamara Rager. This painting is so bland, it makes beige look exciting. I've seen more personality in a bowl of oatmeal. The colors are so dull, they could put a rainbow to sleep. And the composition? It's as chaotic as my closet after a sale at Saks. Tamara, darling, did you paint this with your eyes closed? I've seen toddlers with better brush control. This piece is so uninspired, it should come with a warning label: "May cause drowsiness." Next time, try painting with a little passion, sweetheart. Or at least with the lights on.
